Top 5 Fresh Jokes

gender roles

reporter did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted that women often then walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently noticed that men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for an explanation. "This is wonderful," he told reporters. "What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?" For the Kuwaiti woman replied: "Mine ."

Wrong book

blonde turns to the library desk and said: "I have a complaint!" "Yes, sir?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" "What's wrong with her?" "It's way too many characters and no story was" The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So, you must be a person who is our directory ."

gift for mother-in-law

man, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law of large parcels in expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he bought her nothing. She is quick comment loud and long on his thoughtlessness. "Well, I have not used the gift I gave you last year ."

"Note"? Are you paying attention, "

professor is giving first-year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be able to do two things autopsy. The first thing that you must have a sense of fear." At this point, the teacher keeps his finger into the anus of the dead man, then licks it. He asks all students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After several minutes of silence, they follow. "Another thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my finger in the anus corpse, but I licked my index ."

weight Blue

blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" The doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" Hollywood nodded. "I'll tell you, though I thought I would drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping.